Hi, I'm Sergeant Scribbles!

Funny Army Notebooks, army satire, army satire writer

AUTHOR Bio: Sergeant Scribbles 

Hi, I’m Sergeant Scribbles.  Writer of sarcasm, keeper of taskers, and unofficial chaplain of the smoke pit.

I created the Notes from the Ranks series because I got tired of pretending to take notes in blank green books. Whether you’re a Specialist mastering the art of looking busy, a First Sergeant yelling at grown adults to shave, or a Major blaming PowerPoint for everything—you deserve a notebook that understands the struggle.

These journals are for Soldiers who know the difference between motivation and madness, and for leaders who’ve mastered the phrase: “Tracking First Sergeant.”

If you’ve ever rolled your eyes in a meeting and said, “I should write that down,” well… now you can.

Grab a pen. Fill a page. Embrace the suck.

Sergeant Scribbles

Check out My Notes from the Ranks Series!

120 Page Lined notebooks. Perfect for pretending to take notes during the training meeting, or for doodling during command and staff.